Fear the Beard...

Recently, I have been challenged by my friends Sofia and Carley to grow a beard.  I have until my birthday to grow it out.  The rules are that I can shape it, but I cannot shorten it.  What that means is that I can look like a cleaned up homeless bum as opposed to a complete crackhead homeless bum.  I have until my birthday on March 1st, and on that day, I can shave it off and claim my prize - a coveted dinner at Joe's of Westlake.  On them, of course. 

The Destination.

                  


Why is it so coveted, you may be foolishly asking yourself?  Well, Joe's of Westlake is a fine dining establishment in Daly City that offers top of the line cuisine and an ambiance that will not disappoint.  Upon entering, one may order a leisurely cocktail in the stylish and ultra-chic lounge where you will meet some of Daly City's finest.  Soak up the vibe, because it will surely be burned into memory for quite a long time.  

Clearly a place to see and BE SEEN!

When your table is ready, the kind host will escort you and your party to a comfortable table surrounded by diners enjoying their experience.  Yes, a night out at Joe's is an experience that all must revel in at some point in their lifetime.  

It's like you've died and gone to heaven.

Once seated, the extensive wine list will surely please any wine connoisseur's palate.  Their cellar is stocked of only the world's best, so be sure to select wisely, as you want to find just the right wine to compliment your gourmet meal.  

Although I am mostly not indulging, I will be at this dinner. 

There really aren't any words to describe the fare at Joe's of Westlake - other than simply divine, of course.  The knowledgeable waitstaff with years of experience will help you navigate through the (what seems to be endless) menu of delicious appetizers, entrees, and side dishes.  Chef's specials need no fanfare at Joe's.  Whatever you fancy, your taste buds will be craving for more.  

How could you resist?

And don't forget to indulge in one of Joe's decadent desserts paired with a fine port.

You know you want it.

Yes, a challenge is about to be won by yours truly.  The losers are in for an experience that they thought they would never EVER get a chance to experience EVER again.  In the end, I consider us all winners.